"They pulled their guns on Hillary"

"They pulled their guns on Hillary" that is how my conversation started with my sister (for the sake of this blog we will call my sister Other Red.) Other Red and her husband (lets call him Italian Man) are notorious for having their house alarm go off. I think the City of Memphis started their False Alarm Fine rules because of Other Red and Italian Man. For some reason, their alarm just goes off allot and although their alarm company calls everyone on their list, the police almost always go out to their house. So this past Sunday was no exception. When I got the call from Other Red's alarm company about their alarm going off, I just ignored it (sorry but its the truth Other Red). Apparently they also called Big Red (my husband- I know there are allot of Red's in the family) and he cared enough to put Little Red in the stroller and walk to Other Reds. The fine Memphis police people had apparently done a thorough job of searching the house and after a small misunderstanding with Hillary they went along on their way and deemed the alarm as just another false alarm.

So who is Hillary one might ask? Well think really hard about this past election and the Hillary is that Hillary. So why would Hillary be in my sister's house? Well apparently Other Red and Italian man are raising some very independent and strong minded little girls in their house. The oldest child of Other Red/Italian man (by the way she is redheaded too) was a HUGE Hillary supporter. There were many a'nights when my sister got the speech about how women should support women and so on. Anyway, some how Other Red's daughter received a gift of a more-than-life-size Hillary Clinton cut out. It is so big and in the dark it can be very scary. But apparently not to Other Red's red-headed daughter who considers it a prize possession.

The funny part and end of this story is that when the police were going through the house they turned the corner to look in the daughters room and there staring back at them was Hillary Clinton and they pulled their guns. Luckily no one was shot.

If you don't believe me check out this picture. Hillary even traveled Midtown with us on our campaign for change.